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Here ya go Nick.

“There is no heaven or afterlife for broken-down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.”
-- Stephen Hawking

 

[Nick]

As long as there is one for broken down installers ..

 

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“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”
-- Steven Wright

 

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As long as there is one for broken down installers ..

I know many installers can relate to this, but on a different level.

“If I have questions about the universe on my mind when I go to bed, I can't turn off. I dream equations all night.”
-- Stephen Hawking

 

[Floorist]

I know many installers can relate to this, but on a different level.

I install every job in my sleep the night before. When I walk into a job, I know exactly the order I will do everything, so there is no wasting time.

 

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I install every job in my sleep the night before. When I walk into a job, I know exactly the order I will do everything, so there is no wasting time.

I'll send you some of my jobs. You won't sleep.