Japanese sex

[havasu]

A Japanese couple is having an argument over ways of performing highly erotic sex:

Husband: Sukitaki.

Wife replies: Kowanini!

Husband says angrily: Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!

Wife on her knees literally begging: Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!

Husband replies angrily: Na miaou kina tim kouji!

I can't believe you just sat and tried to read this -- as if you understand Japanese!

You'll read anything as long as it is about sex.

You need help!!

 

[Dan]

But, but, but I need help! WTF does it say?????

 

[DennisT]

She's right, he's wrong; though he does have a point.

 

[Floorist]

She's right, he's wrong; though he does have a point.

Men are always wrong. (I have been married for over 30 years and learned that a long time ago.)

 

[DennisT]

2 words all newly married men need to know to be happy: "yes dear"

 

[Dan]

What's this "married" business? Fast approaching 21 years with my best gal and we never married. I claim her kids as mine, they claim me. NOT stepkids. Meet my son, my daughter. Grandkids know no different.

A few years back, my son even approached me and told me he and his wife were planning another child. He asked my permission to name the child after me.

Not sure how it happened, but I live in a perfect world. Well.....on certain days I wish doors were wider so my head would fit through.

 

[havasu]

Good for you Dan. I've been with my G/F for 3 years and we both decided it is not worth getting married. She will lose her social security and our taxes would be much larger.