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this reminds me of my house. My dog doesn’t like people that shouldn’t be on our property. He is VERY protective of our family & it’s ten fold if I’m not home & it’s just the wife and kid. He had the poor fed ex guy trapped in the garage one time for a half hour until I got home from work. Lol
Be careful, Tom. Many states require animal bites must be reported to the law. In many cases the animal will be euthanized. In most cases, when you order an item to be delivered to your property, you lose all rights of trespass, as that employee must be there to do their job. You invited them.
https://www.findlaw.com/injury/torts-and-personal-injuries/dog-bite-laws-by-state.html
The funny thing is, he’s not a biter. Just HUGE and intimidating with a deep bark and growl. He’s freaking scary looking but actually softer than baby shit.
When someone he doesn’t know comes to the house he puts himself between the house and person and lets them know that they shouldn’t be there with deep barking and slobbery growling. Some people decide to run & I can’t say I wouldn’t do the same.
The first Bigfoot sighting in Scottish history occurred when John MacBarlow, a local farmer, discovered an ape-like creature on his property. The Sasquatch, which was approximately 10 feet tall and weighed over 400 pounds, posed for this picture with Mr. MacBarlow before disappearing into the highlands.
"After that day, I never saw the creature again," said MacBarlow. "I heard he moved to Glasgow and started a family there."
"After that day, I never saw the creature again," said MacBarlow. "I heard he moved to Glasgow and started a family there."
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