I know.
.......... I'm pretty smart sometimes when someone else takes on the responsibility of using my advice.
I am even smarter
You pop onto a plane and come down and fix it. Someone said NZ$400 which is probually about US$250 so that should cover your expenses if you sit on the tail of the plane with your packed lunch to keep the costs down, Maybe travel in a large cardboard box could be another option?
Maybe one side of the building will peel back, let the vinyl flatten, maybe a week or so, then re glue
Once the slab has moved it will not move again
Just don't to forget to tell our Immigration Officials you are here on holiday. You are not working otherwise the will put you back onto the plane
See you soon