Is everything okay at the office?

[Nick]

My boss phoned me today; he said, "Is everything okay at the office?"
I said, "Yes, it's all under control. It's been a very busy day, I haven't stopped."

"Can you do me a favor?" he asked.

I said, "Of course, what is it?"

"Speed it up a little, I'm in the foursome behind you."

 

[BudCline]

Subject: A story of a son's love for his father ...

An old man wanted to plant a tomato garden but it was difficult work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son:

Dear Vincent
I am feeling sad because I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year.
I'm too old already. I know if you were here, you would happily dig the plot for me like in the old days.
Love
Papa

A few days later, he received a letter from his son.

Dear Papa
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love
Vinnie

At 4 am the next morning, FBI agents and police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That day, he received another letter from his son:

Dear Papa
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you
Vinnie