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Big Bad Dan Campballs 
Had rolls been reversed, I'd probably be feeling the same....Ok ! Why not, let’s listen to what disappointment sounds like from a liberal comedian.
https://www.google.com/search?q=jim+gaffigan's+latest+sunday+morning+skit&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:c8f76edb,vidjzzjABzIl8,st:0
...sorta.
Life goes on and you hope for the best.
Bill and reality. Comedians see things that should be obvious and slap you in the face with them. Bill slaps pretty hard.
Third time and i still couldn't follow it all.
Daris..... the truth?
Good neighbor.
AI has gotten into humor using Elon...
Ouch
Ouch
Glad I don't have a CD player in my truck.
.....tempting
.....tempting
Does anyone recall when they invented.....
What are the like when not in character?
....normal. Except for Elvis.
....normal. Except for Elvis.
Air Traffic Controller Conversation
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin-engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communication was on a cellular phone. He yelled, “Mayday Mayday Mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday Mayday Mayday!"
The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone and said, "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic. Remain calm!" He began his series of questions: Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, that's good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?" Aircraft:
"I can see that it reads 180 mph on the airspeed dial in front of me.
"Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it's heavily overcast. So how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: "The pee from my pants is running out of my shirt collar."
An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin-engine aircraft.
A moment later the tower landline rang and was answered by one of the employees.
The passenger riding with the pilot who lost communication was on a cellular phone. He yelled, “Mayday Mayday Mayday! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday Mayday Mayday!"
The employee in the tower immediately put him on speaker phone and said, "Calm down, we acknowledge you and we'll guide you down after a few questions. The first thing is not to panic. Remain calm!" He began his series of questions: Tower: "How do you know you are traveling at 18,000 feet?"
Aircraft: "I can see that it reads 18,000 feet on the altimeter dial in front of me."
Tower: "Okay, that's good, remain calm. How do you know you're traveling at 180 mph?" Aircraft:
"I can see that it reads 180 mph on the airspeed dial in front of me.
"Tower: "Okay, this is great so far, but it's heavily overcast. So how do you know you're flying upside down?"
Aircraft: "The pee from my pants is running out of my shirt collar."
