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I'll have to add them back to my OK list. Must be they made a New Years resolution. I had them in my fake news folder. 
Nick
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a.. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going
to a garage makes you a mechanic.
c.. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
d.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
e.. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
f.. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
tried before.
g.. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
h.. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
serious
i.. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
j.. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
program.
k.. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
trip.
l.. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way
again.
m.. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
n.. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
good.
o.. Eat well, stay fit--die anyway.
p.. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
q.. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
r.. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
waist change places.
s.. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
t.. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
u.. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
v.. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
w.. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
x.. Thou shalt not weigh more than the refrigerator.
y.. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when
I'm in the bathroom.
z.. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never
cease to be amused.
b.. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going
to a garage makes you a mechanic.
c.. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
d.. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
e.. A closed mouth gathers no feet.
f.. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never
tried before.
g.. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
h.. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is
serious
i.. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.
j.. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government
program.
k.. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the
trip.
l.. Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way
again.
m.. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
n.. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
good.
o.. Eat well, stay fit--die anyway.
p.. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
q.. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
r.. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the
waist change places.
s.. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
t.. Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
u.. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
v.. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
w.. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
x.. Thou shalt not weigh more than the refrigerator.
y.. I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when
I'm in the bathroom.
z.. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never
cease to be amused.
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Nick
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My dad taught me when i was a kid , Don't carry anything you don't want to eat ..
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South Carolina has dispatched its snow plow.
That thang have Joisey plates on it?
Nick
In Remembrance
I would like to have it .. Did two large driveways yesterday ..
Think Don got hit hard ..
Think Don got hit hard ..
Where does he live?
Nick
In Remembrance
Buffalo NY
Nick
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Colder then a ditch diggers Arse out there today .. -8 wc, 30 mph winds .
Even colder tomorrow ..
Even colder tomorrow ..
No we only got about 2 of snow.
Its colder than hell though.
I live in North Hampton NY,
Fulton county .
We are at the base of the Adirondacks
Buffalo is a good 4 1/2 hours from here.
I believe its in Niagara County.
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Its colder than hell though.
I live in North Hampton NY,
Fulton county .
We are at the base of the Adirondacks
Buffalo is a good 4 1/2 hours from here.
I believe its in Niagara County.
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Nick
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Nick
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Thought you were in Buffalo . We got 8" of the heavy wet stuff .. Went right through it . Sprayed the chute and hole with Pam .. Crap didn't stick at all ..
Places near the shore got 18" .. Use to go to the track in Saratoga when i lived on the Island .. Beautiful country up there ..
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No need to be sorry.
We are 45 minuets from Saratoga.
We are 45 minuets from Saratoga.
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