Turns out the $80 part was only a $15 part but my friend went ahead and bought it bc he was worried about us getting heat stroke. However, it turns out the boss hadn't actually checked with the employee to make sure he was available- he had his kids there and couldn't leave them. My friend watched some youtube videos on how to discharge the capacitor, how to unplug the outside power thingy, and how to install capacitors. The guy who is in jail made a mess of the wiring and my friend sent pics to the dude who refused to come out. Dude then walked him through (over the phone) how to fix it. Needed another capacitor for $10. Dude had one and sold it to us. I reimbursed my friend for both. First capacitor fixed the compressor but the fan wasn't working. 2nd capacitor runs the fan. So, now my friend has learned how to fix AC units and it is cooling off. It's still in the 80s but it's not 89 anymore. All of my pets are relieved.
Freezer is still busted unfortunately. I need to cook all of the stuff in it soon.
I spoke too soon. AC crapped out again. Internal fan works but outside fan and compressor won't kick on. It's 91° in the coldest part of my house.