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Fred turns to Pete and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."
Pete thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Fred goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Fred says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking because you own a weed eater I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Fred shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Pete at the bar.
He tells Pete about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Pete says, "What's that?"
Fred says, "Well, I'll give ya an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're probably gay."
Fred turns to Pete and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the Community College and sign up for some classes."
Pete thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Fred goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Fred says. "What's that?"
The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"Yeah."
"Then logically speaking because you own a weed eater I think that you would have a yard."
"That's true, I do have a yard."
"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."
"Yes, I do have a house."
"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."
"Yes, I have a family."
"I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."
"I am a heterosexual. That's amazing you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater."
Excited to take the class now, Fred shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Pete at the bar.
He tells Pete about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.
"Logic?" Pete says, "What's that?"
Fred says, "Well, I'll give ya an example. Do you have a weed eater?"
"No."
"Then you're probably gay."
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