Multiple issues on Windows 7 Ultimate

[highup]

Kids say amazing things. and they are blunt!
My brother was working for a doctor many, many, many years ago. A 5 year old kid started asking him questions.
Did you see Star Wars?
Yes, I did.
...............well, the conversation went downhill fast as the kid asked more detailed specifics that my brother couldn't recall.
The kid got frustrated and said:
"you don't know anything" and walked away.

 

[zannej]

So, the first time my father was playing World of Warcraft on my brother's computer (playing my brother's character) he sat down right after a raid had wiped (meaning all of the players' characters got killed by a big monster and they were trying to get organized to make another attempt to kill it).

So, the first thing Dad types in is "Gosh golly gee, that scared the whats out of me. Would one of you homos give me a rezer-erection?" -- and no one realized it was someone different. They just figured it was my brother being silly again.