Thought of the day .

[Floorist]

Darth Vader on the Maury show, "Luke, he is NOT your father."

 

[Ernesto]

 

[highup]

Getting a check quickly from a cheap landlord.

 

[Ernesto]

 

[highup]

Wood is so over rated. It's always covered in plastic coatings just like plastic floors. Plastic floors don't swell and cup. ....they too have plastic coatings.
.....just some thoughts.

 

[Don Monfils]

 

[Floorist]

Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[Floorist]

"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."

~~Thomas Edison

 

[Floorist]

You may not like guns. That is your right. You may not believe in God. That is your choice. But if someone breaks into your home, the first two things you are going to do are: 1. Call someone with a gun 2. Pray they get there in time.......................

 

[Floorist]

"The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the Government, and I'm here to help"
Ronald Reagan.

 

[highup]

I always liked Reagan.

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

Sounds like our politicians...... "Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it" ~ Adolf Hitler

 

[Floorist]

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
And if all others accepted the lie, which the party imposed, if all records told the same tale, then the lie passed in to history and became truth.
- George Orwell

 

[Floorist]

 

[C.J.]

In a French restaurant it’s just called onion soup.

 

[C.J.]

It’s 3% humidity here. Does anybody know what it’s like to try and pick a booger at 3% humidity.

 

[havasu]

At 103 degrees, im sure your buggers dried up and shriveled away.

 

[Floorist]

Socialism for Dummies:
Everything is free, and we're all out of it!

 

[C.J.]