Jokes

[highup]

This isn't political, so I think this is the best place for this one.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/california-govs-diners-masks

 

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Why did I think of Roland when I posted that?

 

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[highup]

Those last two are hilarious......
Especially the Department of Peace and Unicorns. So soooo spot on.

 

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[Floorist]

I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.

My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath.

Very dangerous

 

[Floorist]

 

[highup]

No way could that be Sturgis.

 

[Floorist]

 

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[highup]

Sounds like a pick-up line in a bar.

 

[Dan]

Sounds like a pick-up line in a bar.

Let us know if it works.

 

[highup]

Let us know if it works.

It didn't.

 

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