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I need a dozen or so of those. Some are sure to get lost.
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My friend quit buying toilet paper after he
bought a van with ... a rear wiper.
bought a van with ... a rear wiper.
Oh I hope it doesn't have a rear camera too 
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values. Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was your wife's maiden name?"
Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was your wife's maiden name?"
Well, he's got the name right!
Back atchya.
So if I put my stimulus check into a Dominion voting machine, will my $600 turn into $100,000?
Since you're not a leftist, more likely to turn into a $12,000 bill.
I can handle that kind of error. It's not likely they would ever check to see if they made a mistake. 
