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Dang Rusty, my vision improved so much I see airbrushing done so well it looks like denim. :ghostly:

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Just in time for Thanksgiving.

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Why is the media not covering the fact that Raccoons are breaking wild hogs and riding them into battle against the opossums?

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Hang on there a cotton pickin' minute. You've left out testing. There must be testing! It just so happens I'm available to volunteer.

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New uniform for flooring installers.

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You can bet I'm not gonna whistle at it.

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You can bet I'm not gonna whistle at it.

first all I'd have to figure out if it is a he or she, or both.

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first all I'd have to figure out if it is a he or she, or both.

Looks like an "it" to me.

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