My wife offered to help me pack.
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My wife had mine packed and setting on the porch and a beacon light shine just to make sure they didn't miss me.
Sooooo funny! Where do you get this stuff?
...no, no, don't tell me. I like it when you post it here.
I'm hiding. I like looking up, but I don't want to go there.
Looks like they were getting ready to pour a foundation for a house.
My girlfriend invited me to meet her parents.
Before we went over, she let me know that her father, Dale, was in a car accident and had his legs amputated at the hips. Apparently, it was a sensitive issue, and I was not to mention it.
When we arrived, her dad greeted us at the door. Not seeing his wife anywhere, I said to him, “Dale, it’s great to meet you. Is your other half in the kitchen?”
Before we went over, she let me know that her father, Dale, was in a car accident and had his legs amputated at the hips. Apparently, it was a sensitive issue, and I was not to mention it.
When we arrived, her dad greeted us at the door. Not seeing his wife anywhere, I said to him, “Dale, it’s great to meet you. Is your other half in the kitchen?”
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That's double creepy.
All men like to think they are marrying nymphomaniacs.
The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves and the maniac stays.
You've been working hard Rusty. Those are good.
Hey, hey, Jefferson is in the middle of that mess..... don't include normal people.
