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A woman goes to the doctor and says
"Doctor I want to have a baby but my husband is adamant that he doesn't want any children. What can I do?"
The doctor tells her that the next time she goes to have sex with her husband, take a sewing needle and poke holes in the tip of the condom.
A few days later the woman goes back to the doctor and says, "Doctor it didn't work, after I poked holes in the condom my husband didn't want to have sex anymore.
The doctor says, "Yes I just saw him earlier.
Next time do it before you put the condom on him."
A woman goes to the doctor and says
"Doctor I want to have a baby but my husband is adamant that he doesn't want any children. What can I do?"
The doctor tells her that the next time she goes to have sex with her husband, take a sewing needle and poke holes in the tip of the condom.
A few days later the woman goes back to the doctor and says, "Doctor it didn't work, after I poked holes in the condom my husband didn't want to have sex anymore.
The doctor says, "Yes I just saw him earlier.
Next time do it before you put the condom on him."
Daris has kept his graphic design and advertising business a secret from us.
They're forced to keep up with the same insanity we're seeing at the grocery store. For a hot minute there grocery store prices were so crazy it was making a lot of sense to eat out. The main savings was I eat 99.9% of food I order out or sit down to eat whereas I go to the grocery store and tend to overbuy perishables. So it's near impossible to eat even 80-90% before something starts to go bad. 30-40 years ago food, utilities, gasoline, etc., were so cheap relative to our incomes that marginal savings you could achieve were pennies and fractions of pennies. Nowadays with the RUNAWAY inflation I expect finding efficiencies are not going to be a matter of choice. Our government's spending and destroying the value of our US dollar will wipe out workers wages, pensions, savings and even specific investments. Hold on tight. This is going to excelerate beyond expectations quickly. It's very much like a snowball rolling downhill that causes an avalanche.
Our country is broke and yet we send aid to over 100 other countries.
This one belongs in the joke section.
......even tho its pretty sad.
......even tho its pretty sad.
