Karen and I went to dinner tonight and on one of the paper place mats was an old saying-"One mans junk is another mans treasure". Now on todays standards that could have another meaning, right?
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.....oh yeah. Context is everything. 
Those are great. 
How much you paying the new guy?
Kind of the way it is:
Winning Ticket...
I played for a semi-pro baseball team.
At every game we sold raffle tickets. Half the money paid the team's expenses and the other half went to the winning ticket holder.
One day they held the drawing just as I was stepping up to bat.
The home plate umpire pulled the winning ticket, and then turned to me. "Could you read me the number?" he asked. "My vision's not too good."
Winning Ticket...
I played for a semi-pro baseball team.
At every game we sold raffle tickets. Half the money paid the team's expenses and the other half went to the winning ticket holder.
One day they held the drawing just as I was stepping up to bat.
The home plate umpire pulled the winning ticket, and then turned to me. "Could you read me the number?" he asked. "My vision's not too good."
Or he’s holding one in.
