Jokes

[Nick]

You never post any of the jokes i send you Florist . Why ?

 

[havasu]

Speaking of jokes Nick, you quit sending them my way. How come? FCC watching you?

Your contact may have gotten deleted . Resend your e mail . I have a few good ones for you. lol.

 

[Floorist]

You never post any of the jokes i send you Florist . Why ?

This is a family oriented forum.

 

[DarisMulkin]

This is a family oriented forum.

Since when??

Daris

 

[Floorist]

Since when??

Daris

15 minutes ago.

 

[Windy]

You never post any of the jokes i send you Florist . Why ?

I'll bet we'd all enjoy those jokes.

*chants* post 'em post 'em post 'em post 'em

What are you going to do, Floorist? Ban yourself?

 

[Floorist]

I was banned from this forum once, (long story).

 

[havasu]

I try to ban Rusty on a daily basis. It won't work!

 

[Floorist]

One of Nick's jokes


Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip

that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.


This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them

 

[Nick]

I'll bet we'd all enjoy those jokes.

*chants* post 'em post 'em post 'em post 'em

What are you going to do, Floorist? Ban yourself?

I'll let Hav forward ones he think is appropriate for you .

 

[Windy]

I was banned from this forum once, (long story).

Were you really?

I try to ban Rusty on a daily basis. It won't work!

Hahaha.....

 

[Floorist]

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[Nick]

Check the CTRL Key , and the + Key so you can read it .

 

[Floorist]

You must need glasses, I can read it.

 

[Nick]

You see right through me .

 

[highup]

Check the CTRL Key , and the + Key so you can read it .

Looks like he wrote it with chalk on the sidewalk, then transformed the writing to an abstract style using charcoal from last night's BBQ.

 

[Nick]

So it is not just me . You hit the nail on the head Hi.

 

[Floorist]

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[Floorist]

So it is not just me . You hit the nail on the head Hi.

Two old blind guys.

 

[Floorist]

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