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You never post any of the jokes i send you Florist . Why ?
I'll bet we'd all enjoy those jokes.
*chants* post 'em post 'em post 'em post 'em
What are you going to do, Floorist? Ban yourself?
I was banned from this forum once, (long story).
I try to ban Rusty on a daily basis. It won't work!
One of Nick's jokes
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.
The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them
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Nick
In Remembrance
I'll bet we'd all enjoy those jokes.
*chants* post 'em post 'em post 'em post 'em
What are you going to do, Floorist? Ban yourself?
I'll let Hav forward ones he think is appropriate for you .
I was banned from this forum once, (long story).
Were you really?
I try to ban Rusty on a daily basis. It won't work!
Hahaha.....
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Nick
In Remembrance
Check the CTRL Key , and the + Key so you can read it .
You must need glasses, I can read it.
Nick
In Remembrance
You see right through me .
Looks like he wrote it with chalk on the sidewalk, then transformed the writing to an abstract style using charcoal from last night's BBQ.
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Nick
In Remembrance
So it is not just me . You hit the nail on the head Hi.
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
Telling an angry woman to calm down is about as successful as attempting to baptize a cat
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