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Going in for a job interview?
Don’t mess it up with questions like these from real candidates:
“Can my husband finish the test for me?”
“Would you consider going on a date with me?”
“Can I place my desk near the cafeteria?”
“Do I have to be at work every day?”
From a study by the staffing firm OfficeTeam
Don’t mess it up with questions like these from real candidates:
“Can my husband finish the test for me?”
“Would you consider going on a date with me?”
“Can I place my desk near the cafeteria?”
“Do I have to be at work every day?”
From a study by the staffing firm OfficeTeam
Once again Tragedy has hit Hollywood. Reports indicate PePe Le Pew has taken his own life just hours after losing his long time contract with Warner Bros. Several attempts have been made to contact Warner Bros. but they are refusing to give a statement. Services will be held at the ACME Historical Cemetery and will be limited to family and close friends only. Among the pallbearers will be Wile E. Coyote, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd who is currently involved in legal battles with Warner Bros for violating his 2nd Amendment rights.
I haven't seen him in a while. I knew something was wrong. 
Edited to reflect current need to focus on flooring......
On the other hand, I laughed rather hard at Daris's post.
On the other hand, I laughed rather hard at Daris's post.
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That is exactly what was intended. But out of curiosity has anyone had the flu?
I have decided to retract my previous statement in light of the fact that I do not want to argue about it and therefore it would be best if I just stay mum on the topic.
Imma stick to jokes
Imma stick to jokes
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Daris is was mentioned on our news the other day that the flue cases had dropped right off, I think they said no deaths
Its funny I saw this the other day
https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/prog...fluenza-in-nz-as-numbers-drop-due-to-lockdown
https://www.rnz.co.nz/national/prog...fluenza-in-nz-as-numbers-drop-due-to-lockdown
In the US, many people think that flu cases were called covid. The more covid cases they had, the more money hospitals got. One LA doctor said that he was ordered to write covid as the cause of death on all deaths.
One of the major causes of death is hospitals. They estimate that 700,000 people die each year because of hospital mistakes.
Source please.
I've only flown twice in my life. 110 1973 in a plane at the high school built. 
The second time I believe I was about 14 years old, possibly 12?
My sister and I flew from San Francisco to Coos Bay Oregon on Hughes air West, aka: the big banana.
At the airport in San Francisco I spied the Hughes airwest Jets. They were so small and being painted yellow, they look like taxi cabs to get you to the real yet.
...... sorry. Daris, you're asking about the flew. I done flew, and I'm alive to talk about it.
The second time I believe I was about 14 years old, possibly 12?
My sister and I flew from San Francisco to Coos Bay Oregon on Hughes air West, aka: the big banana.
At the airport in San Francisco I spied the Hughes airwest Jets. They were so small and being painted yellow, they look like taxi cabs to get you to the real yet.
...... sorry. Daris, you're asking about the flew. I done flew, and I'm alive to talk about it.
That was reported by more than one doctor that I listened to on 'hate' radio. They said that they were required to, if the person had covid, that it was to be listed as the cause of death if someone had died from other things, such as a heart attack.
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