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I knew there was a good use for those blades. 
Plywood memes are endless.
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Funny story, when McDonalds introduced the 1/4 pounder, it gained so much market share that A&W had to do something to compete so they released the 1/3 pounder. It never really caught on because people felt they were not getting as much because 3 is less than 4.... you cannot make this stuff up.
Shoot, I can’t remember what fast food joint I was at but I had a lady threaten to call the police on me because I gave her a $2 bill. I looked at her and said go ahead. The manager came over and luckily he was either old enough or smart enough to know $2 bills are a real thing.
...also what idiot is going to counterfeit a bill that does not exist. That would just be dumb.
I worked in a grocery store right out of high school. We had some green beans that were 25 cents a can. When we ran a special of 6 for a $1, no one would buy them. They thought that was more expensive.
Pretty sure that’s what she thought I was doing. If you’ve never seen one or didn’t even know they exist, I suppose I could understand her reaction to being given one. She looked at me funny wondering if I was really that stupid to give her a bill that doesn’t exist.
The light turned yellow, just in front of him.
He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and cursing at him.
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' licence plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally ......
I assumed you had stolen the car.''
He did the right thing and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, ''I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of you the finger and cursing at him.
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' licence plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk, so naturally ......
I assumed you had stolen the car.''
