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Oh dang, Rusty. That must be somewhere in Oregon. 
Brings a new meaning to the word packed diaper.
Brings a new meaning to the word packed diaper.
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One would think they would have this translated into something understandable.
As I was leaving my apartment today, my neighbor was leaving too.
She looked at me in disgust (sadly...not unusual) and said, 'You know that we can hear you when you are having sex some mornings.
You moan very loudly with 10 minutes of heavy breathing and ridiculous grunting at the end.
We have young children you know!
How about being considerate of your neighbors".
She abruptly turned and walked away.
I was upset by what she said to me because I didn't know I was THAT noisy.
And I was even more upset because that's just me putting on my shoes and socks in the morning.
She looked at me in disgust (sadly...not unusual) and said, 'You know that we can hear you when you are having sex some mornings.
You moan very loudly with 10 minutes of heavy breathing and ridiculous grunting at the end.
We have young children you know!
How about being considerate of your neighbors".
She abruptly turned and walked away.
I was upset by what she said to me because I didn't know I was THAT noisy.
And I was even more upset because that's just me putting on my shoes and socks in the morning.
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AIR FARCE ONE
Trying to figure out what the propeller does, its idle.Looks like everything is there for it to work with the exception of the engine.
MY DADDY SLEEPS NAKED
"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie.
"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy.The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"
Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Robbie what he meant by that.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Robbie and trouble were old friends but he always told the truth.
"You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!''
"Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids!
"My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an ***** on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barrelled 12-gauge shotgun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!"
"Miss Russell, we all been pluckin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"
"Late again!" the third-grade teacher sternly said to little Robbie.
"It ain't my fault this time, Miss Russell. You can blame this 'un on my Daddy.The reason I'm three hours late is my Daddy sleeps naked!"
Miss Russell had taught grammar school for 30-some-odd years. Despite her mounting fears, she asked little Robbie what he meant by that.
Full of grins and mischief, and in the flower of his youth, little Robbie and trouble were old friends but he always told the truth.
"You see, Miss Russell, out at the farm we got this here low down fox. The last few nights, he done ate six hens. Last night, when Daddy heard a noise out in the chicken pen, he grabbed his double barreled shot gun and said to my Ma, "That fox is back again... I'm a gonna git him!''
"Stay back," Daddy whispered to all us kids!
"My Daddy was naked as a jaybird -- no boots, no pants, no shirt! To the hen house he crawled, just like an ***** on the snoop. Then, he stuck that double-barrelled 12-gauge shotgun through the window of the coop. As he stared into the darkness, with a fox on his mind, our old hound dog, Rip, had done gone and woke up and comes sneaking up behind Daddy. Then, as we all looked on, plumb helpless, old Rip done went and stuck his cold nose in my Daddy's crack!"
"Miss Russell, we all been pluckin' chickens since three o'clock this mornin!"
