I love Planet Of The Apes.
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I love Planet Of The Apes.
When Biden is done, there might still be a piece of the statue on the beach.
I don't know if I would like it as well if I'd seen it for the first time at this point in my life. I saw it when it originally aired. I thought it was a pretty neat movie.
.....not exactly the Summer of 42, but it was a good one.
I had totally forgotten about that movie. I think I was 14 when I saw it. My first "R" movie...... boink 
I really liked it. Pretty sad at the end.....
...life goes on.
I really liked it. Pretty sad at the end.....
...life goes on.
I didn’t like planet of the apes when I was younger. They’ve expanded and gotten better though so I’m all over those movies now. Didn’t like Star Trek when I was a kid either. William Shatner is a pimp now. Denny Crain for president. Can’t remember the name of that show but I liked it too. Just some good old fashioned womanizing and cigar smoking. Don’t care too much for Jean luc Picard Star Trek. He didn’t conquer a planet and screw a green broad. Only Shatner could pull that off so it’s gotta be the original Star Trek for me. I was too young to appreciate that when I was younger I guess. Funny how our tastes can change as we get older. We, or at least I, get more selective about some things while just not giving a crap about others.
Biden's senior advisor
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to intrude on your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"
The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to intrude on your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"
The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."
WHY GRANDPA'S ARE DIFFERENT
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends.
Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
Not really, PaPa, it was boring,
We didn't see a single *******, piece's of ****, horse's ass', blind bastards, dip *****, or sum ******* anywhere we went!"
We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw.
I really didn't have any fun.
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son's family on weekends.
Every Saturday morning he would take his 5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time -- pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be very disappointed.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
"Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?" he asked.
Not really, PaPa, it was boring,
We didn't see a single *******, piece's of ****, horse's ass', blind bastards, dip *****, or sum ******* anywhere we went!"
We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw.
I really didn't have any fun.
Ok, most of your anti-biden memes are just trope as far as I am concerned (one mans opinion) but man that just made me laugh really hard.
A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home. He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The funeral director," said his wife
The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The funeral director," said his wife
