Jokes
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I had to trace out an ellipse the other day and had to figure out the foci points. I googled that **** and found a program where you enter both the x and y radius and it spits out the answer for you. Didn’t need to show my work either. Lol.
And you wonder why it's stupid for kids to have pencils these days.
.......we have gotten to the point where there's no going backwards.
Sounds crazy, but it's reality.
I did use a pencil.
I used one today but I just drew squiggly lines, numbers and arrows.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He worked it out with a pencil.
When my mother heard that joke-she would have been 102 now- she kicked the slats out of her cradle. Not saying its old.
...can't do that with a calculator.
A guy's mother-in-law stopped by her daughter's house after shopping to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase.
"What happened?" she asked anxiously.
"What happened?”
He snapped at her, “I'll tell you what happened.
I sent an email to my wife --- your daughter --- telling her I was coming home a day early from my fishing trip.
I got home... and guess what I found?
Your daughter in bed with a naked guy!
This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage.
I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Calm down, calm down!" said his mother-in-law.
"There's something very odd about that.
She would never do such a thing.
There must be a simple explanation.
I'll go speak to her and find out what happened."
A few minutes later, the mother-in-law came back with a big smile and said, "I told you there must be a simple explanation --- she didn't get your email."
"What happened?" she asked anxiously.
"What happened?”
He snapped at her, “I'll tell you what happened.
I sent an email to my wife --- your daughter --- telling her I was coming home a day early from my fishing trip.
I got home... and guess what I found?
Your daughter in bed with a naked guy!
This is unforgivable, the end of our marriage.
I'm done. I'm leaving forever!"
"Calm down, calm down!" said his mother-in-law.
"There's something very odd about that.
She would never do such a thing.
There must be a simple explanation.
I'll go speak to her and find out what happened."
A few minutes later, the mother-in-law came back with a big smile and said, "I told you there must be a simple explanation --- she didn't get your email."
