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Notice how everyone is pointing the gun in a safe direction? Lots of people not smart enough today.
Wise Italian Grandfather
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?
An old Italian man in Brooklyn is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, "Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated ...38 revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"
"You lissina me, boy! Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "
"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'Times up!' "?
Joe Biden is just Hillary Clinton with a smaller dick.
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Conway Twitty
In the early 1970s, a young man graduated from Seminary and was sent to a small Southern town to be their minister.
This young man looked almost exactly like country singer Conway Twitty. After settling in at his house, he decided to introduce himself to some members of his congregation.
The first stop was an elderly couple. He knocked on the door, the woman answered and yelled "Conway Twitty! Pa, come quick, Conway Twitty's come to visit!"
The minister says "No ma'am, I'm the new Methodist minister, and I'm introducing myself to my parishioners." They talk for a while and he goes to the next house on his list.
Once there, he knocks on the door, a middle-aged woman answers, and again, "Conway Twitty! Oh my, I'm such a big fan of your music!"
Again, the minister has to tell her "No ma'am, I'm the new Methodist minister, and I'm introducing myself to my parishioners." They talk for a while and he leaves.
His visitations aren't going at all according to plan, so he decides to stop after one more house. When he arrives, he knocks on the door, but there's no answer.
He waits a minute and knocks again, then hears someone running toward the door. It opens to reveal a beautiful redhead, still dripping wet from the shower, wearing nothing but a towel clutched in one hand. Her eyes widen and she lifts both hands to the sky, dropping the towel. "Conway Twitty!"
The minister pauses, then says "Hello, darlin'."
In the early 1970s, a young man graduated from Seminary and was sent to a small Southern town to be their minister.
This young man looked almost exactly like country singer Conway Twitty. After settling in at his house, he decided to introduce himself to some members of his congregation.
The first stop was an elderly couple. He knocked on the door, the woman answered and yelled "Conway Twitty! Pa, come quick, Conway Twitty's come to visit!"
The minister says "No ma'am, I'm the new Methodist minister, and I'm introducing myself to my parishioners." They talk for a while and he goes to the next house on his list.
Once there, he knocks on the door, a middle-aged woman answers, and again, "Conway Twitty! Oh my, I'm such a big fan of your music!"
Again, the minister has to tell her "No ma'am, I'm the new Methodist minister, and I'm introducing myself to my parishioners." They talk for a while and he leaves.
His visitations aren't going at all according to plan, so he decides to stop after one more house. When he arrives, he knocks on the door, but there's no answer.
He waits a minute and knocks again, then hears someone running toward the door. It opens to reveal a beautiful redhead, still dripping wet from the shower, wearing nothing but a towel clutched in one hand. Her eyes widen and she lifts both hands to the sky, dropping the towel. "Conway Twitty!"
The minister pauses, then says "Hello, darlin'."
I wish Steven Crowder was on the radio. Not much of his broadcast needs video. He's got a fantastic group of comrades to make his YouTube show a fun and educational event.
Louder with Crowder is his YouTube name.
Today, one of those side kicks, David Landau is hosting the show. He is one funny guy.
Everyone on his show is extremely intelligent and up-to-date on politics but the whole show is humorous, which makes it even more fun to listen to. They are all conservatives and I suppose that's why I like to listen to them. They're actually very level-headed and logical in their thinking.
If anyone hasn't heard about the government program that hands out free crack pipes then you need to get up to speed.
Here's todays program, but start listening, or skip ahead to the 32:15 mark. Continue listening to the 34:00 mark to hear them talk about the new government free crack pipe program.
In the midterms and the next general election I strongly recommend voting at least twice.
We gotta save our country somehow....
....this is freaking nuts!
Listen to the show from the very beginning if you have the time. If not then just the 2 minutes that I described above.
Louder with Crowder is his YouTube name.
Today, one of those side kicks, David Landau is hosting the show. He is one funny guy.
Everyone on his show is extremely intelligent and up-to-date on politics but the whole show is humorous, which makes it even more fun to listen to. They are all conservatives and I suppose that's why I like to listen to them. They're actually very level-headed and logical in their thinking.
If anyone hasn't heard about the government program that hands out free crack pipes then you need to get up to speed.
Here's todays program, but start listening, or skip ahead to the 32:15 mark. Continue listening to the 34:00 mark to hear them talk about the new government free crack pipe program.
In the midterms and the next general election I strongly recommend voting at least twice.
We gotta save our country somehow....
....this is freaking nuts!
Listen to the show from the very beginning if you have the time. If not then just the 2 minutes that I described above.
All is well here.
Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger;
the other is a fish.
A: One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger;
the other is a fish.
