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Fat ---------- Girth Endowed
Skinny ------ Caloric Deprived
Short -------- Vertically Challenged
Crazy -------- Mentally Deficient
Stupid -------- IQ Impaired
Ugly ---------- Visually Unappealing
Clumsy ------- Lacking Dexterity
Rude -------- Bereft of Social Consideration
Fat ---------- Girth Endowed
Skinny ------ Caloric Deprived
Short -------- Vertically Challenged
Crazy -------- Mentally Deficient
Stupid -------- IQ Impaired
Ugly ---------- Visually Unappealing
Clumsy ------- Lacking Dexterity
Rude -------- Bereft of Social Consideration
Is anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us.
We leave early Saturday, Aug. 19 from Knoxville and will fly to Daytona Beach Florida. Once there, we will have breakfast and then on to a yacht for lunch.
Then, we’ll do a flight along the coast to Key West where we will have dinner, then fly back home.
If interested please pm me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and a yacht, otherwise we can't go...
We leave early Saturday, Aug. 19 from Knoxville and will fly to Daytona Beach Florida. Once there, we will have breakfast and then on to a yacht for lunch.
Then, we’ll do a flight along the coast to Key West where we will have dinner, then fly back home.
If interested please pm me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and a yacht, otherwise we can't go...
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Oregon has holes and cracks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Hole_(Oregon)
https://www.blm.gov/visit/crack-groundYup, been there, done that.
I don't work nights. 
....besides, it will be there in the morning.
....besides, it will be there in the morning.
....I missed the flee.
...but you got that UV light, right?
...but you got that UV light, right?
Once in my early 20s I was smoking dope with some of the boys after work. I remember having the giggles like a school girl. I went to take a leak but still had the giggles.
One of the boys hollers in, what the hell are you laughing at??? Then my other buddy goes " I don't know what the hell you're laughing at, but the joke is in your freaking hand".
One of the finest burns one could make to a friend.
One of the boys hollers in, what the hell are you laughing at??? Then my other buddy goes " I don't know what the hell you're laughing at, but the joke is in your freaking hand".
One of the finest burns one could make to a friend.
