Jokes
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Oregon has holes and cracks.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Hole_(Oregon)
https://www.blm.gov/visit/crack-groundYup, been there, done that.
I don't work nights. 
....besides, it will be there in the morning.
....besides, it will be there in the morning.
....I missed the flee.
...but you got that UV light, right?
...but you got that UV light, right?
Once in my early 20s I was smoking dope with some of the boys after work. I remember having the giggles like a school girl. I went to take a leak but still had the giggles.
One of the boys hollers in, what the hell are you laughing at??? Then my other buddy goes " I don't know what the hell you're laughing at, but the joke is in your freaking hand".
One of the finest burns one could make to a friend.
One of the boys hollers in, what the hell are you laughing at??? Then my other buddy goes " I don't know what the hell you're laughing at, but the joke is in your freaking hand".
One of the finest burns one could make to a friend.
An elderly couple was at home, watching tv.
Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a po*nography channel.
Jill became more and more annoyed and finally told him, "For goodness sake, Phil! "Leave it on the p*rn channel... you know how to fish
Phil had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a po*nography channel.
Jill became more and more annoyed and finally told him, "For goodness sake, Phil! "Leave it on the p*rn channel... you know how to fish
Gavin would like those.
Wouldn't that be a mullet?
Ever had one of those jobs that needed a lot of leveler?
