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https://www.ebay.com/itm/2343954376...insqdrfrm2&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPYYes I wish I still had my ' "antique"
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And especially these. I got them for Christmas when I was 4...
My brother was 5...
We was badass kids in the neighborhood.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/3541209685...insqdrfrm2&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
My brother was 5...
We was badass kids in the neighborhood.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/3541209685...insqdrfrm2&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
Note" Illegal in many states"
Didn't see that. 
They did look like real guns. No orange tips back then because even kids weren't stupid 60 years ago.
I wonder if the TV advertisement is illegal to download in those same States.
They did look like real guns. No orange tips back then because even kids weren't stupid 60 years ago.I wonder if the TV advertisement is illegal to download in those same States.
DIY PROJECT
I'm going to hook my travel trailer up to that
That hitch was made at the Woodwrongs Workshop.
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Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?"
No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther.
"I didn't send that one, either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulls away and asks him,
"What was that for?"
Abe answers, "They'll find us!"
Abe and Esther are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.
Suddenly, over the public address system, the captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing.
Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach. However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"
Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.
An hour later Abe turns to his wife and asks, "Esther, did we pay our $5,000 PBS pledge check yet?"
No, sweetheart," she responds.
Abe, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Esther, did we pay our American Express card yet?"
"Oh, no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the check," she says.
"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send checks for the Visa and MasterCard this month?" he asks.
"Oh, forgive me, Abie," begged Esther.
"I didn't send that one, either."
Abe grabs her and gives her the biggest kiss in 40 years.
Esther pulls away and asks him,
"What was that for?"
Abe answers, "They'll find us!"
It's just installed upside down.
When in the Navy we had what was called the 20 year box with all the nuts and bolts taken off aircraft. They couldn't be reused so we just tossed them into a waste basket for our own use. Its been 56 years since I got out and still have nuts and bolts from then. Most are fine thread though.
When I go to buy bolts, I always buy extras to toss in my bolt box. Next time I need one, I never have the right size.
That is as true as true ever gets.
I used to save them.... But just like it was said..... you need one more.
Hardware store is less than 3 miles away and been going there since I was about 10 years old.
.....I still feel that way sometimes.
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...tis happening more and more.
