Jokes

[DarisMulkin]

 

[Floorist]

 

[Tile Tom]

A DEA agent goes to a farm and finds the farmer out doing his chores. The agent informs him that he is there to search his property for illegal drug growing operations. The farmer says I have nothing to hide and he can go where he pleases but under no circumstances can go in the field behind his barn. DEA agent says he is a federal agent and flashes his badge. Then proceeded to tell the farmer that because he has that badge he can go and do what he wants wherever he wants with the backing of the federal government and nobody can tell him otherwise. So get back or I'll have you arrested for interrupting a federal investigation! The farmer apologizes and told him to do as he wishes then goes back to his chores.

A few minutes later the farmer hears screaming coming from behind the barn. He leaves his chores and runs over towards the barn to see his angry bull chasing the DEA agent. With the bull gaining on the agent ready to gore him to death, the farmer starts yelling THE BADGE, SHOW HIM THE BADGE!

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

 

[highup]

Hold my beer.

Hold the rest of my beers.

 

[Floorist]

 

[DarisMulkin]

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

 

[highup]

It's safer yet harder to do, but in case of an accident it would be better off if he went in feet first.
.....jus sayin'

 

[highup]

There's a time and place for everything.
....except this.

 

[Floorist]

It's safer yet harder to do, but in case of an accident it would be better off if he went in feet first.
.....jus sayin'

I worked for a vinyl installer a few times that his van looked like that one. You could eat off the floor of mine.

 

[DarisMulkin]

 

[highup]

 

[Floorist]

 

[JPfloor]