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I'd take my chances on that one

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I'd take my chances on that one

Only if I can room with Mary Ann.

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Feb 6, 2023

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Only if I can room with Mary Ann.

You wouldn't know what to do with her at your age. Me now I might not be ablle to get it up but still can lick the rim of the jar.

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Feb 17, 2023

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I'm not a prankster but these people are

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Feb 21, 2023

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I wish I could tell jokes.

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Q: What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent politician ?
A: Big Foot has been spotted several times.

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Daris at a younger age:

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5/8" carpet pad came to mind.

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