Jokes

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I can't believe I'm in so much better shape than he is. Vertical and horizontal

 

[highup]

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I miss my XP Pro computer and my ability to photoshop.

 

[highup]

If I had access to my Photoshop I could probably do this.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/JOE-BIDEN-...p4429486.m46890.l6249&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0I provided a link so we're not stealing anything from eBay.

 

[highup]

Told Karen I was going to make a bench like this one. But on second thought I don't think I will.
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How about you just make it anyway.

......when it's finished and you're done with dinner, tell Karen you're heading out to grab some ice cream. Just drop the bench out in the city park on the way to the store.

 

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Sometimes ya gotta work with what ya got….

Actually, that's pretty damn good it just depends on how far you have to go.

 

[JPfloor]

Actually, that's pretty damn good it just depends on how far you have to go.

Yea I put it in joke cause it’s funny but ingenious at the same time…

 

[Dan]

 

[DarisMulkin]

 

[highup]

Are you a proctologist?
Stop working for someone else.
Own a franchise today!!!

 

[DarisMulkin]

 

[highup]

I just stay home and listen to the fireworks on the bay. I'm only 14,574 feet away from where they launch them. It's not overly noisy unless the wind is blowing straight towards me. I can watch a little brightness appear off in the horizon and then count a few seconds so I will know if it was a good one.
.........see what happens when you get old

 

[DarisMulkin]

Here is a bed for the gals.

 

[Tile Tom]

Here is a bed for the gals.
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So that’s where the term “woody” came from.

 

[DarisMulkin]

So that’s where the term “woody” came from.

could be

 

[highup]

Here is a bed for the gals.
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Did you make it?

 

[highup]

Please tell me he didn't get fired

 

[DarisMulkin]

Did you make it?

i was going to but I couldn't get past that thing sticking up in the air as I haven't seen anything like that in years didn't remember what it was or what it was used for.

 

[C.J.]

i was going to but I couldn't get past that thing sticking up in the air as I haven't seen anything like that in years didn't remember what it was or what it was used for.

You’re supposed to break it off and throw it at someone.

 

[Tile Tom]

You’re supposed to break it off and throw it at someone.

Yeah, you chase the wife around with it.

 

[DarisMulkin]

Yeah, you chase the wife around with it.

But the question is, do you catch her or just chase her?