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Can't even do that anymore.Catch her.
....but in your case, just chase.
Bonus hole?? More like a black hole that consumes your time and your money. Then, just when you think you’re finally free of its spell, the damn thing spits out a mini version of you.
Pinch her in the butt and tell her to chase you.
...'cmon, we can make this work
...please tell me she doesn't read this stuff
Does anyone know of a new unadulterated or adulterated dictionary that shows the meanings of all these new nouns pronouns verbs etc?
I've always been confused but words mean things.
Now they mean other things, and I don't like change.
I'm so old I remember when gay meant happy.
I remember when I wasn't offended by the word trans ...portation
I remember when binary was something only Bill Gates understood.
I remember when:
...Those people standing over there and them people standing over there meant pretty much the same thing.
I shouldn't even bring stuff like that up because I don't want to offend them or there... Or if and when.
Here you go Hi, figure this out:Pinch her in the butt and tell her to chase you.
...'cmon, we can make this work
...please tell me she doesn't read this stuff
Does anyone know of a new unadulterated or adulterated dictionary that shows the meanings of all these new nouns pronouns verbs etc?
I've always been confused but words mean things.
Now they mean other things, and I don't like change.
I'm so old I remember when gay meant happy.
I remember when I wasn't offended by the word trans ...portation
I remember when binary was something only Bill Gates understood.
I remember when:
...Those people standing over there and them people standing over there meant pretty much the same thing.
I shouldn't even bring stuff like that up because I don't want to offend them or there... Or if and when.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mi...ll-using-wrong-pronouns-felony-fineable-10000
That’s crazy.
It very hard not to be offensive these days. Here’s a new one… One of my grandson’s teachers told him referring to someone as ma’am or sir is offensive. Not because of gender but because we forced slaves to use those words. First time I heard that one? I use them as terms of respect towards everyone, and taught him to do the same…Gotta find a new school…
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Yeah, public schools needn't involve so much extraneous ideology when Johnny CANT READ. People will lose faith and abandon public education if they dont turn around and fly right.It very hard not to be offensive these days. Here’s a new one… One of my grandson’s teachers told him referring to someone as ma’am or sir is offensive. Not because of gender but because we forced slaves to use those words. First time I heard that one? I use them as terms of respect towards everyone, and taught him to do the same…Gotta find a new school…
You don't get 5 years for robbing a bank. These people live in a tiny bubble, not realizing how stupid that is.
Looks like a Bud Light commercial.
My chuck is single and looking. The old key passed away. Looking for a younger one. So many out there.... looking for the perfect match. One that will hold him tight and make his world go 'round again
If I’m putting the effort into the chase you best believe I’m going to catch her
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Found Randy a woman.
Finders keepers.
Funny historical fact:
In 1942, Bell Aircrafts secretly built America's first jet, the P-59 Airacomet. Up until this point, a propeller was as important to a plane as tires were to a car. To keep this new project top secret, the P-59 was fitted with a fake propeller that it wore everywhere but in the air. One of the test pilots for the P-59 was a man named Jack Woolams. Jack didn't care one bit about this secrecy and made a hobby out of flying his jet as close to other planes as possible. To make these sighting even more special, he would dress up for the occasion. When men would go to the Air Force psychologist saying that they had seen a “loud, fast propellerless plane piloted by a gorilla in a derby hat, waving a stogie!” the psychologists would tell them, “That is impossible! How can a plane fly without a propeller?”
In 1942, Bell Aircrafts secretly built America's first jet, the P-59 Airacomet. Up until this point, a propeller was as important to a plane as tires were to a car. To keep this new project top secret, the P-59 was fitted with a fake propeller that it wore everywhere but in the air. One of the test pilots for the P-59 was a man named Jack Woolams. Jack didn't care one bit about this secrecy and made a hobby out of flying his jet as close to other planes as possible. To make these sighting even more special, he would dress up for the occasion. When men would go to the Air Force psychologist saying that they had seen a “loud, fast propellerless plane piloted by a gorilla in a derby hat, waving a stogie!” the psychologists would tell them, “That is impossible! How can a plane fly without a propeller?”
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