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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.
He said I was being ridiculous—everyone hasn't met me yet.
—Rodney Dangerfield
He said I was being ridiculous—everyone hasn't met me yet.
—Rodney Dangerfield
Nick
In Remembrance
Nick
In Remembrance
Hit the nail on the Head .. lol
YOU MARRY A MISSOURI GIRL
The first man married a woman from New York. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, ...but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Cincinnati. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Missouri. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything.....but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
The first man married a woman from New York. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, ...but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.
The second man married a woman from Cincinnati. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.
The third man married a girl from Missouri. He ordered her to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything.....but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
A bakery owner hires a young female shop assistant
who liked to wearvery short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop
assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing
her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a
brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin
bread located on the very top shelf. The man standing almost directly
beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. When
she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.
As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the
other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own
loaf of raisin bread. After many trips she is tired and irritated and
begins to wonder, "Whythe unusual interest in the raisin bread?"
Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the
men standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing
among the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself another trip,
she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little."
who liked to wearvery short skirts and thong panties.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the shop
assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing
her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a
brilliant idea. "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says.
The shop assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin
bread located on the very top shelf. The man standing almost directly
beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he thought. When
she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.
As the shop assistant retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the
other male customers notices what's going on and requests his own
loaf of raisin bread. After many trips she is tired and irritated and
begins to wonder, "Whythe unusual interest in the raisin bread?"
Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the
men standing below. Then, she notices an elderly man standing
among the crowd. Thinking that she can save herself another trip,
she yells at the elderly man, "Is it raisin for you too?"
"No," he stammers, "But it's quiverin' a little."
Nick
In Remembrance
LOL!
Nick
In Remembrance
LOL!
