Jokes

[zannej]

ROTFL!
I'm particularly fond of the one with Radar. Man, I need to watch some MASH re-runs. I loved that show. Haven't watched it in years.

 

[Nick]

I been watching it lately on my media box .. A lot of the old good shows and movies .. AND no commercials ..

 

[Nick]

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

 

[Nick]

 

[Floorist]

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money i make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

 

[Floorist]

A Daris Mulkin joke

 

[DarisMulkin]

I don't see my name in the credits.

 

[Floorist]

I don't see my name in the credits.

I fixed it.

 

[DarisMulkin]

I fixed it.

No you didn't I stole it from someone else. That's FB for you.

 

[zannej]

LOL!
Crystal Methodist Church of Effing, SC...

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.

He said I was being ridiculous—everyone hasn't met me yet.

—Rodney Dangerfield

 

[Floorist]

 

[zannej]

When Venus lies naked in a giant shell she's called a "Goddess", but when I do it I'm "drunk" and "not allowed at the aquarium".

 

[Nick]

 

[Floorist]

 

[Nick]

Hit the nail on the Head .. lol

 

[Ernesto]

Back from Vacay, I was going to join AA but everyone who joins AA is a quitter and I ain't no quitter!!