Jokes

[Floorist]

Three buildings in town were overrun by squirrels—the town hall, the hardware store, and the church.
The town hall brought in some cats.
But after they tore up all the files, the mayor got rid of the predators, and soon the squirrels were back.

The hardware store humanely trapped the squirrels and set them free outside town.
But three days later, the squirrels climbed back in.

Only the church came up with an effective solution.
They baptized the squirrels and made them members.

Now they see them only on Christmas and Easter.

 

[Nick]

 

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[Floorist]

 

[Nick]

LOL!

 

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[zannej]

ROTFL!!! I love it!
I was saying something to my friend (while driving in some backwoods areas with no speed limit signs) how it would be nice if they set up transmitters to let people know what the speed limit was on the road they were on (I know it would take some tweaking) so they could see. My friend said "Then your car would tell on you if you speed!"

 

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[Ernesto]

 

[zannej]

Can't get no respect!!!
I loved Rodney Dangerfield!

 

[Nick]

I watch all his on the Johnny Carson .. Just u tube it ..

 

[highup]

Timothy Stack had a couple of funny shows. One was a spoof of late night talk shows.
https://www.google.com/search?safe=........0....1..gws-wiz.......33i299.R-mN5o85K_4

This one was a spoof of Baywatch.
https://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/Son-of-the-Beach/70157253

 

[highup]

Can't get no respect!!!
I loved Rodney Dangerfield!

My wife's cooking is so bad, the flies got together and patched the hole in the screen door.
He was a riot. Nobody else could have played his part in Caddy Shack.

 

[Nick]