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View attachment 10971

Yup, today after removing forks from a Hyster and installing the 10' carpet stinger.

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Guy ordered a 28 year old escort. Turned out to be a ford.
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A fraud?

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Oct 3, 2020

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Oct 6, 2020

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This isn't political, so I think this is the best place for this one.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/california-govs-diners-masks

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Oct 10, 2020

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Oct 10, 2020

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Why did I think of Roland when I posted that?

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Oct 10, 2020

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Oct 11, 2020

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Those last two are hilarious......
Especially the Department of Peace and Unicorns. So soooo spot on.

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Oct 13, 2020

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Oct 14, 2020

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I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it.

My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath.

Very dangerous

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Oct 15, 2020

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Oct 16, 2020

#1,935

No way could that be Sturgis.

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Oct 19, 2020

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Oct 20, 2020

#1,939

Sounds like a pick-up line in a bar.

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Oct 20, 2020

#1,940

highup said:
Sounds like a pick-up line in a bar.

Let us know if it works.

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