Jokes

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Beach Boys apologize

 

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Not even subliminal.

 

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I am kind of bull shitter myself, but occasionally I like to listen to a professional. Please carry on.

 

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I was driving in my old neighborhood and decided to swing by the house I grew up in. I knocked on the door and asked them if I could come in and look around just for old times' sake, and they slammed the door in my face! My parents can be so rude...

 

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One day God was looking down at
earth and saw all of the rascally
retirees' behavior that was going on.

So He called His angels and
sent one to earth for a time.

When the angel returned, he told God,
"Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% of retirees
are misbehaving and only 5% are not."

God thought for a moment and said,
"Maybe I had better send down a second
angel to get another opinion."

So God called another angel
and sent her to earth for a time.

When the angel returned,
she went to God and said,
'Yes, it's true. The Earth is in decline;
95% of retirees are misbehaving,
but 5% are being good..."

God was not pleased!

So He decided to e-mail the 5% of retirees
who were good, because he wanted
to encourage them, and give them
a little something to help them keep going.



Do you know what the e-mail said?




















Yeah, me neither.

 

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