Thought of the day .

[DarisMulkin]

Speech, speech

WE weren't given the chance as the award was brought down off the stage as the wife is in a walker and don't do steps well.

 

[MSLI]

Do the speech here Man, no shorter than 50 words

 

[havasu]

In memory of Nick....

 

[Floorist]

 

[C.J.]

What would you do if you had a water jet? This looks about right.

 

[highup]

I would end up making things that work...... stop working. I'd probably be sorry I bought it.

 

[C.J.]

When you were a kid did you ever imagine there would be a day when you picked up dog ****.

 

[havasu]

When you were a kid did you ever imagine there would be a day when you picked up dog ****.

not necessarily...

 

[Floorist]

 

[highup]

When you were a kid did you ever imagine there would be a day when you picked up dog ****.

......no?
You put dog **** under a small bucket, then tricked 2 or 3 little kids to "catch the frog" that was supposedly under said bucket.
ONE.....
TWO....
THREE.......
Then quickly raise the bucket and run
Little kids with dog crap on their hands can run fast, and they don't run away from you.

 

[C.J.]

......no?
You put dog **** under a small bucket, then tricked 2 or 3 little kids to "catch the frog" that was supposedly under said bucket.
ONE.....
TWO....
THREE.......
Then quickly raise the bucket and run
Little kids with dog crap on their hands can run fast, and they don't run away from you.

That ain’t right. Funny but still ain’t right. We used to stick firecrackers in the big turds cus that’s what kids do, did. Fast fuse firecrackers were usually faster than you could run so you inevitably got splattered with some crapnel. Now everybody has a play station. Boring.

 

[Floorist]

Played bombardment with a basketball.

 

[highup]

That ain’t right. Funny but still ain’t right. We used to stick firecrackers in the big turds cus that’s what kids do, did. Fast fuse firecrackers were usually faster than you could run so you inevitably got splattered with some crapnel. Now everybody has a play station. Boring.

No, you did that when you were kids also. It's only"ain't right" if an adult does that.
......... That said, it would be funny seeing kids do that to an adult.

 

[highup]

I've come across this channel quite a few times and every video is great. You don't even have to be knowledgeable in automobiles to know these things are funny.

 

[Floorist]

When I worked in a factory, there was this one guy who would get upset if he got his hands dirty. He always took his gloves off to open the combination lock on his locker. "Someone" coated the back side of his padlock with axle grease.

 

[highup]

People are amazing. I bet seeing one of these rigs come into the shop just brightens up the day.

 

[C.J.]

Man, High, I told your story of puttin a bucket over dog poop to my buddies at work and we all busted up. I’m surprised more people haven’t thought of that. Hell, I’m surprised someone hasn’t done that to me as a kid.

 

[highup]

Just tell them whoever catches the frog gets a free popsicle.
......or a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Kind of depends on the crowd.
I only witnessed that trick one time.
My childhood memory is coming back and I think someone actually had a frog so the little kids saw him slip the frog under the bucket.

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

Guy on the left broke into the house of the guy on the right.