Flavored shakes is one thing but messing with a man’s coffee beans just ain’t right. Even worse would be peppermint flavored creamer, that just sounds gross.
Now the shake is different, you got options. Whatchu like? I like the vanilla shake with crushed candy cane bits in it. There’s chocolate peppermint with whipped cream and a friggin cherry on top but that’s too much. Or you can even go green. I haven’t been to McDonald’s in some time but I’d slurp down a Shamrock shake with a McRib. If you’re gonna eat garbage, you gotta go all the way, right. I’ll bet there’s some vortex that prohibits those two items from both being available at the same time. Prolly for the best.
Now the shake is different, you got options. Whatchu like? I like the vanilla shake with crushed candy cane bits in it. There’s chocolate peppermint with whipped cream and a friggin cherry on top but that’s too much. Or you can even go green. I haven’t been to McDonald’s in some time but I’d slurp down a Shamrock shake with a McRib. If you’re gonna eat garbage, you gotta go all the way, right. I’ll bet there’s some vortex that prohibits those two items from both being available at the same time. Prolly for the best.