Zan, I would be willing to run some Cat6A down to you but apparently it is around 4300 Km and with a range of only 100m... we would need a lot of signal boost
I know I am kicking a dead horse here, but I cannot believe that there are people in the 1st world still suffering with such bologna internet. I am not kidding when I say I am upset that I cannot get gigabit internet. No lie. It is because I live out in the sticks and that is that but at least I do not suffer like you do.
I just finished building my 8 year old her first PC. I pulled an old 500GB western digital caviar blue spindle out of cold storage (my shed) to use as her main (only) drive. Well, after chrome took 3.7 seconds to load I told my 8 year old on her birthday that daddy needed to work on her computer and she would not be able to use it for a bit. I sacrificed my 60GB sata III patriot pyro out of my main rig (I didn't need it, I am running raid 0 NVMe M.2 500GB 970 evo's) and proceeded to format and put that bloody spindle drive back where it belongs. As storage