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They tweaked it a bit.
Thrist juvenile swine.
Duh!
Need to slap those cadavers around and make them talk.
The article is actually slightly more complex than rhe headline. The woman in question who was murdered succumbed to her injury after she had given a full account of the incident to police.... hence the headline.
Typical bait and switch.
Due to staffing shortages, any child dressed as a firefighter will be required to fill a shift. Thank you.
A man out shopping bought some new condoms.
When he got home, his wife noticed the brand.
“Olympic condoms? What makes them so special?” she asked.
“There are three colors,” he replied. “Gold, silver and bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asked.
“Gold, of course,” said the man.
“Really?” she said.
“Why don’t you wear silver—it would be nice if you came second for a change!”
When he got home, his wife noticed the brand.
“Olympic condoms? What makes them so special?” she asked.
“There are three colors,” he replied. “Gold, silver and bronze.”
“What color are you going to wear tonight?” she asked.
“Gold, of course,” said the man.
“Really?” she said.
“Why don’t you wear silver—it would be nice if you came second for a change!”
A mandate isn't a law.
It's when two men go to dinner.
It's when two men go to dinner.
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