Jokes

[C.J.]

Probably wouldn't have to be drowning, just to find out if they were real and not store bought.

I would paint a face on one of them and name it Wilson.

 

[DarisMulkin]

I would paint a face on one of them and name it Wilson. View attachment 13174

They are probably the "One eyed purple people eaters" already.

 

[highup]

Found a woman for Randy

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Not looking.....
.....and definitely not for them types.
......how long before I can see again?

 

[highup]

Now thems some ugley ****s.

I'm thinking manufactured.

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

https://rumble.com/embed/vkvzyy/?pub=4

 

[highup]

That's not what I thought they were going to say.....
....close tho.

 

[highup]

I left the s*** fly.

 

[Floorist]

A politician visited a village and asked what their needs were.
”We have 2 basic needs sir,” replied the villager. “Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”
On hearing this, politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.
“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”

 

[Mark Brown]

I think old timey parables were more profound.... but i take the meaning

 

[Dan]

 

[Floorist]

 

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[highup]

They tweaked it a bit.

 

[highup]

Thrist juvenile swine.

 

[Floorist]

 

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[havasu]

Duh!

 

[Floorist]

Duh!
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Need to slap those cadavers around and make them talk.

 

[Mark Brown]

Duh!
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The article is actually slightly more complex than rhe headline. The woman in question who was murdered succumbed to her injury after she had given a full account of the incident to police.... hence the headline.