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Conversation on FB the morning after we worked on my friend's house and kept hearing what sounded like a very large rat squawking at us from the wall.

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Woman walks by the bathroom, sees man standing on scale sucking in his stomach.

She says " That is not going to help".
He says " Sure it does, It's the only way that I can see the numbers
 
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FLOORLOT BlueStep Underlayment with Moisture Barrier for Laminate and Wood Floors, (200 sq.ft Roll) Floorlot LLC
Black Diamond Laminate Floor Cleaner and Hardwood Floor Cleaner Spray - Versatile Solution Safe for Vinyl Floors, Wood Floors, and Engineered Hardwood Floors - 1-Quart.
$16.98 ($0.53 / Fl Oz)
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ROBERTS 100 sq. ft. Unison Premium 2-in-1 Underlayment
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MantisTol 13" Pro Laminate Floor Cutter MC-330 with Laminate Floor Installation Kit For Laminate, Vinyl Plank, Engineered Hardwood, Siding & More; Cuts up to 16 mm thick
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Bona Multi-Surface Floor Cleaner Spray, for Stone Tile Laminate and Vinyl LVT/LVP, Lemon Mint Scent, 36 Fl Oz
$16.51 ($0.46 / Fl Oz)
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QEP 10715 TileTrim Square
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Tile Vibration Leveling Machine for Dewalt 20V Battery, Cordless Tile Vibration Machine Installation Tool 150W Tiler Vibrator Tool with 8 Speed, Suction Cup, Digital Display for Floor Tile Wall
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Armstrong Flooring 00325806 S-325 New Beginning Extra-Strength Stripper-1/2 Gallon Flooring Cleaner, Clear, 64 Fl Oz
$13.74 ($0.21 / Fl Oz)
Armstrong Flooring 00325806 S-325 New Beginning Extra-Strength Stripper-1/2 Gallon Flooring Cleaner, Clear, 64 Fl Oz Amazon.com
DGSL Tile Leveling System with Tile Plier - 300-Piece Tile Spacers Clips and 100-Piece Reusable Wedges - Tile Tools Set for Stone Installation (1/8 Inch Tile Spacers)
$25.99
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Tile Tools Stainless Steel Square Notch Trowel Set Plus Rubber Grout Float and Grout Sponge for Tiling Installation Grouting
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