Nick
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ROTFL!!! I love it!
I was saying something to my friend (while driving in some backwoods areas with no speed limit signs) how it would be nice if they set up transmitters to let people know what the speed limit was on the road they were on (I know it would take some tweaking) so they could see. My friend said "Then your car would tell on you if you speed!"
I was saying something to my friend (while driving in some backwoods areas with no speed limit signs) how it would be nice if they set up transmitters to let people know what the speed limit was on the road they were on (I know it would take some tweaking) so they could see. My friend said "Then your car would tell on you if you speed!"
A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy."
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress. When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
Finally her husband came home. He walked in and saw her naked on the couch.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she replied.
"Needs ironing," he says" "What's for dinner?"
Nick
In Remembrance
I watch all his on the Johnny Carson .. Just u tube it ..
Timothy Stack had a couple of funny shows. One was a spoof of late night talk shows.
https://www.google.com/search?safe=........0....1..gws-wiz.......33i299.R-mN5o85K_4
This one was a spoof of Baywatch.
https://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/Son-of-the-Beach/70157253
https://www.google.com/search?safe=........0....1..gws-wiz.......33i299.R-mN5o85K_4
This one was a spoof of Baywatch.
https://dvd.netflix.com/Movie/Son-of-the-Beach/70157253
My wife's cooking is so bad, the flies got together and patched the hole in the screen door.
He was a riot. Nobody else could have played his part in Caddy Shack.
Nick
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Nick
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It was one minute .. Don't know why it got cut off ..
A guy walks into a barber shop.
He says to the barber, “Sir how can I make hair grow on my chest?”
The barber replies, “Go home and put Vaseline on your chest real thick…”
That night the young man does as the barber told him.
His partner climbs into bed and reaches over to hold him and feels the slime on his chest..he says, “What the hell is this?”
The other man replies, “The barber told me that if I put Vaseline on my chest hair would grow…”
His partner replies,
“You stupid son of a bit**, if that were the case you would have a damn ponytail hanging out of your ass.
Jesus 
