Jokes

[DarisMulkin]

The bad part about squirrel is they are a bitch to skin. Squirrel, rabbit, and cat skinned you can't tell them apart. So think of that when you eat some next time.
So if you bite it and it goes meow then you know its cat.

 

[DarisMulkin]

 

[DarisMulkin]

 

[Floorist]

 

[zannej]

I never understood why someone would ask "Does this make my butt look big" LOL. But then, I never cared. A lot of the stereotypical female tropes just boggle me. I mean, I've met women who act like that, but it has never made sense to me.

 

[DarisMulkin]

I've used the bla joke several times with friends. just teell them I'm going to the blah.

 

[havasu]

Words the Kardashian's never uttered from their lips.

 

[Floorist]

Words the Kardashian's never uttered from their lips.

Never did find them attractive.

 

[Dan]

Rather quite the opposite.

 

[zannej]

Aside from the sex tape, the only reason they are famous is bc they have links to the Armenian mob- "allegedly".

 

[Floorist]

Wasn't their father O J s lawyer?

 

[DarisMulkin]

I read somewhere that it was moma that put the "first" tape online. More than one I believe,

 

[zannej]

Rusty, yes, he was one of OJ's lawyers. But the family themselves did not become famous until the sex tape.

Daris, I would not be the least bit surprised if the mother is the one who posted stuff. She really seems to exploit her family. It's also a sad comment on our society when people like them have their own TV show & are viewed as role models. It's not that I think they are all bad people, but they aren't exactly the best & brightest. One of the reasons I like the show Dirty Jobs is because it features people who work hard, do jobs many people don't appreciate, & many are very innovative. They are far better role models, IMO.

As an aside, I saw a video online of traffic being stopped somewhere bc of two camels sitting in the middle of the road mating. The comments about "speed humps" & various other puns were hilarious.

 

[DarisMulkin]

Z that was kind of my thought exactly on the K's. Make a porn tape and become famous. Damn why didn't I think of that! Oh well there would have been to much laughing to get the job done.

 

[Floorist]

 

[zannej]

I think if I ever did a sex tape, people would pay to NOT see it. But it would never happen bc I give zero F---s.

Some of my cats will not come when called by name. Some will come almost every time, and then some make me sing "The Last Rose of Summer" in the highest pitch I can manage until they can't take it anymore and rush over to me yowling at me to stop. My orange buddy Rupert almost always comes when I call him. He can be outside & if he hears me, he'll come running.

 

[Jon]

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We have Bella and as she is deaf I had to teach her who to lip read Even though she is deaf she sure can get her message across.
She has wrecked the house by running along the hall way flying up the door frame then coming down with her claws out
Here she is with one of her pin cushion toys which she pulls the pins and needles out and carries around the house

 

[DarisMulkin]

Jon did you make that seam in your carpet? If you did stick to vinyl my friend.

 

[Jon]

It was actually a carpet layer with a lot of help over time with the cat pulling bits of carpet out
Also the carpet was laid in another house until a painter kicked over a paint tin Lino layers cant afford new carpet and cruises its one all the other
When I get the carpet replaced I will give you a shout

 

[DarisMulkin]

It was actually a carpet layer with a lot of help over time with the cat pulling bits of carpet out
Also the carpet was laid in another house until a painter kicked over a paint tin Lino layers cant afford new carpet and cruises its one all the other
When I get the carpet replaced I will give you a shout

You do that along with a ticket. For you I'd even install it for free as I don't understand your pretty money.