Bella is a beautiful kitty! I've heard that white cats are more prone to being deaf. Funny how cats will ignore toys you buy for them, but decide they like other household items. My cat Sara used to play with bottle caps, miniature teacups (much to Mom's chagrin), & plastic bags. She would get inside the plastic bags & use them as shields & slide across the floor toward people (or her sister, Miko) and then swat at them while covered by the bag. It was pretty funny. She also played fetch. She'd bring a mini teacup or a bottle cap over & plop it on the floor in front of me. Then she'd bat my ankle & meow until I threw it for her. She'd chase after it & bring it right back.
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The cat we used to have would play with ring off the milk carton. It would came running if it heard the crackling noise of the seal being broken.
In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled,
"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled,
"Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"
I don't want to know where you get this stuff. 
I'd rather just see it when you put it here.
I'd rather just see it when you put it here.
Z right at the moment we have about 6" and it is still coming down, Really greasy as the ground isn't frozen yet and its melting underneath. I guess it is to continue through the night.
We had 68 for a high and 45 for a low. 24 inches of sunlight. Maybe wet on Sunday.
Same here Zan. snow plows are all 100 miles inland.
Hey!!! The sun is shinng but colder than a whores heart, 13* Probably got about 8" of snow. Shoveled my drive yesterday about noon and now I get to do it again today. GRRRRR To early for this crap, should be next month it starts. Calling for another 1-3" for tomorrow night.
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14 here with a WC of 3.
Mid to high 80's around here. My orange trees are freaking out and don't know what to do. They are ripening, budding and blossoming all at the same time!
