Jokes
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Tom Hanks survived 4 years on an island as a castaway 🏝
He spent a year in an airport without being able to leave
Caught AIDS in Philadelphia
He was in World War II and rescued Private Ryan
He went to Vietnam and rescued Lieutenant Dan
Was on a boat kidnapped by Somali pirates
survived Apollo 13 trying to reach the Moon
Landed a Boeing on the Hudson River
If that son of a bitch dies of coronavirus, we are ALL screwed!!!
I'm too old for this.
If this works its hilarious.
A lady about 80 sent that to me who lives in Australia
... but airlines aren't working if you desire essential services.
That's a really good humorous/reality photo of the day..... in terms of the times we are experiencing right now. I bet the French and Italians would smile.
Hope I never see that sorta thing where I live.
Hope I never see that sorta thing where I live.
I was at a restaurant and said to the waitress ”Excuse me, can I ask you something about the menu please?”
She kicked me out and said “The men I please are none of your business!”
She kicked me out and said “The men I please are none of your business!”
Had to read that one twice.
