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Nick
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Little Johnny's friend calls to invite him over, but little Johnny says,
"I can't, I'm grounded."
His friend asks, "Why?"
and he replies, "My mom called me a son of a $%^&(,
and I said, 'Yup, you got that right.'"
"I can't, I'm grounded."
His friend asks, "Why?"
and he replies, "My mom called me a son of a $%^&(,
and I said, 'Yup, you got that right.'"
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Christmas time
Nick
In Remembrance
Lol!!
Nick
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Tho you don't always get responses Rusty, the humor you dig up is like opening the Sunday paper. Thanks.
Nick
In Remembrance
We do it a little different in Joisey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=twwsObe3KHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=twwsObe3KHE
'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,' the divorce Court Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
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DennisT
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A redneck with a bucket full of live fish was approached recently by a game warden in Arkansas as he started to drive his boat away from a lake. The game warden asked the man, "May I see your fishing license please?" "Naw, sir," replied the redneck. "I don't need none of them there papers. These here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
"Pet fish!?!?"
"Yep. Once a week, I bring these here fish o'mine down to the lake and let 'em swim 'round for a while. Then when I whistle, they swim right back into my net and I take 'em home."
"What a line of baloney....you're under arrest."
The redneck said, "It's the truth, Mr. Gov'ment man. I'll show ya!
We do this all the time!!"
"WE do, now, do WE?" smirked the warden. "PROVE it!"
The redneck released the fish into the lake and stood and waited. After a few minutes, the warden said, "Well?"
"Well, WHUT?" said the redneck.
The warden asked, "When are you going to call em back?"
"Call who back?"
"The FISH," replied the warden!
"Whut fish?" asked the redneck.
