Nick
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Nick's conversation with his doctor...
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
He described a typical day: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You sound like one heck of an outdoors man!”
”NAH, he replied, I'm just a ****** golfer.”
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level.
He described a typical day: “Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, and took four leaks behind big trees.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You sound like one heck of an outdoors man!”
”NAH, he replied, I'm just a ****** golfer.”
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Nick
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I played courses like that. Hit a ball about a inch from the nose of a 12' Gator one time .
Nick
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I had my eye on him the hole time i was on the green. he didn't move .
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Did you go get your ball?
Nick
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I let him have it . 
Nick
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I let him have it . I'm a fool , But not a damn fool.
I'm a fool , But not a damn fool.
Nick
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Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.
Daris
Because it scares the crap out of their dogs.
Daris
Nick
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rotfl!
Nick
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There was a similar joke where a lawyer questioned why the cops had locks on their lockers. The comeback was when the cop explained that the locker room was an area where lawyers had access to.
Nick
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Nick
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Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
A: One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger;
the other is a fish.
A: One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger;
the other is a fish.
Nick
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Nick
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