It's nice Mon. thru Thurs. She has an out-of-town class at 8 am. So I head to the truck stop for breakfast.
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Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Wings.
A: Wings.
Q: Why does the bar association prohibit lawyers and clients from having relations?
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your honor.
A: Your honor.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation.
I'll tell you what - never again.
Push a man out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation.
I'll tell you what - never again.
Guy loves to taunt his coworker about his rapidly receding hairline. He runs a hand over coworker's bald head and says, 'Feels just like my wife's a--.'
Bald coworker runs a hand over his own head and says, 'My God, so it does'"
Bald coworker runs a hand over his own head and says, 'My God, so it does'"
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Is that Fry Guy wannabe doing the King Tut dance pose (from the music video Steve Martin did with the King Tut song)?
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My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Reminds me of that frisky old granny cartoon in Play Boy 30 years ago.
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30 years ago. I'm not borrowing any money from you !
Reminds me of that frisky old granny cartoon in Play Boy 30 years ago.
Which one was that. I have them all from 1964 to last year when they made the change last year. I quit the magazine and now they changed it back and want me back.
Daris
The Don Martin cartoons were my favorite.
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Never saw them , I only read the articles .
True story: When I used to play the game EverQuest, I got some little headset thing that let me give verbal commands. I could use give specific things like sit or stand or I could say the number of a hotkey. One day one of my group members pulled too many orcs and then they wondered why my character sat down.
The little green snake reminded me that my paternal grandmother used to have a little pet ribbon snake that she would wrap around her wrist and wear like a bracelet. It used to freak out the other teachers when she brought it to work, but she thought it was cool.
The little green snake reminded me that my paternal grandmother used to have a little pet ribbon snake that she would wrap around her wrist and wear like a bracelet. It used to freak out the other teachers when she brought it to work, but she thought it was cool.
