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A father spoke to his son, “It’s time we had a little talk, my son.

Soon, you will have urges and feelings you’ve never had before.

Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat.

You’ll be preoccupied and won’t be able to think of anything else.”

He added, “But don’t worry, it’s perfectly normal…it’s called golf.
 
Very good Nick
Reminds me of that Marriott Hotel which you told us to stay at New York
The hotel reception was on the 6th or something floor so you had to take the lift
We didn't know how to get the lift to work. After looking stupid someone said you had to push a keypad with the 6 floor which we did. Still no lift then someone else said you had to go to the letter which the key pad said to that letter lift which you just hopped in and it took you to the correct floor
I had fun the next few days telling other dumb travelers how the system works
 
Shame we couldn't get together when you were there Jon.

Yes that was a shame Nick, Of the people I have meet through flooring sites the top three I really wanted to meet is you, Selva who we did meet for an over night at Nashville and there is one other person I would really like to put a face to the name is highup.
As our traveling long distance days are coming to an end. Old age and getting travel insurance is getting harder and very expensive to get. Also your American Dollar is NZ$1.38 so it becomes pretty expensive for us NZers
I don't know how much longer I am going to work but I would like to get another trip to Vegas before I stop work. Maybe I could make a flying trip to see highup then
Need money for all this as well
 
I would like to meet all of you. Only one I met was Tandy Reeves, a couple years before he passed. Got to talk to him for about 5 minutes. He was on his way to the hospital. I have talked to Nick, Jon, Randy (highup), Daris and Roland on the phone. I really can't see us ever meeting in person, though.
 
I met Selva , And Chris Mia at Tandy's class in Buffalo .

One of just have to hit the lottery .

Anyone know how long we know each other ?
 

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