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Nick
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Got this from Jon.
MONEY HAS DIFFERENT NAMES!
In temple or church, it's called donation.
In school, it's fee.
In marriage, it's called dowry.
In divorce, alimony.
When you owe someone, it's debt.
When you pay the government, it's tax.
In court, it's fines.
Civil servant retirees, it's pension.
Employer to workers, it's salary.
Master to subordinates, it's wages.
To children, it's allowance.
When you borrow from bank, it's loan.
When you offer after a good service, it's tips.
To kidnappers, it's ransom.
Illegally received in the name of service, it's bribe.
The question is:"When a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it?".
Answer: Money given to your wife is called DUTY, and every man has to
do his duty because wives are not DUTY-FREE !!!...
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Daris
MONEY HAS DIFFERENT NAMES!
In temple or church, it's called donation.
In school, it's fee.
In marriage, it's called dowry.
In divorce, alimony.
When you owe someone, it's debt.
When you pay the government, it's tax.
In court, it's fines.
Civil servant retirees, it's pension.
Employer to workers, it's salary.
Master to subordinates, it's wages.
To children, it's allowance.
When you borrow from bank, it's loan.
When you offer after a good service, it's tips.
To kidnappers, it's ransom.
Illegally received in the name of service, it's bribe.
The question is:"When a husband gives to his wife, what do we call it?".
Answer: Money given to your wife is called DUTY, and every man has to
do his duty because wives are not DUTY-FREE !!!...
:shooting:
Daris
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Daris Why didn't you post the Christmas Cookies one I sent you?
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The day I knew my in-laws had finally accepted me:
As we pulled into their driveway, my father-in-law was on the phone.
"Oh, I have to run," he told the person on the other end. "My daughter-in-law and her husband just arrived."
As we pulled into their driveway, my father-in-law was on the phone.
"Oh, I have to run," he told the person on the other end. "My daughter-in-law and her husband just arrived."
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Nick
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A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother in her weak, trembling voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me sh**."
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother in her weak, trembling voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good news."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me sh**."
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