There was a prison break and I saw a midget climb up the fence. As he jumped down he sneered at me and I thought, well that’s a little condescending.
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Nick
In Remembrance
Nick
In Remembrance
An activist was arrest for feeding illicit drugs to waterfowl down at the shoreline. As he being dragged away he vowed to leave no tern unstoned
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Nick
In Remembrance
LOL !
Nick
In Remembrance
lol
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Bulding from scrap lumber.
1. Select a board the right width and thickness.
2. Step over the dog.
3. Measure, mark and saw the board....
4. Step over the dog.
5. Position and attach board with nails or screws.
6. Step over the dog.
Repeat steps 1 through 6 until project is finished.
Bulding from scrap lumber.
1. Select a board the right width and thickness.
2. Step over the dog.
3. Measure, mark and saw the board....
4. Step over the dog.
5. Position and attach board with nails or screws.
6. Step over the dog.
Repeat steps 1 through 6 until project is finished.
I think the expression “It’s a small world” is really a euphemism for
“I keep running into people I can’t stand.”
“I keep running into people I can’t stand.”
Nick
In Remembrance
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.
The pharmacist asked, "How many?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.”
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm over eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my new golf shoes."
The pharmacist asked, "How many?"
The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four pieces.”
The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intimacy."
The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm over eighty years old and I don't even think about intimacy much anymore.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't piss on my new golf shoes."
Did it work for you, Nick?
Nick
In Remembrance
Naw , Ya need something to work with .. 
Nick
In Remembrance
Got so hot in Arizona, the cars melted.
Nick
In Remembrance
Damn !!
Opening day of zucchini season.
Nick
In Remembrance
Nice size .. To bad i hate them ..
