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Rusty, yes, he was one of OJ's lawyers. But the family themselves did not become famous until the sex tape.

Daris, I would not be the least bit surprised if the mother is the one who posted stuff. She really seems to exploit her family. It's also a sad comment on our society when people like them have their own TV show & are viewed as role models. It's not that I think they are all bad people, but they aren't exactly the best & brightest. One of the reasons I like the show Dirty Jobs is because it features people who work hard, do jobs many people don't appreciate, & many are very innovative. They are far better role models, IMO.

As an aside, I saw a video online of traffic being stopped somewhere bc of two camels sitting in the middle of the road mating. The comments about "speed humps" & various other puns were hilarious.
 
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I think if I ever did a sex tape, people would pay to NOT see it. :p But it would never happen bc I give zero F---s.

Some of my cats will not come when called by name. Some will come almost every time, and then some make me sing "The Last Rose of Summer" in the highest pitch I can manage until they can't take it anymore and rush over to me yowling at me to stop. My orange buddy Rupert almost always comes when I call him. He can be outside & if he hears me, he'll come running.
 

We have Bella and as she is deaf I had to teach her who to lip read Even though she is deaf she sure can get her message across.
She has wrecked the house by running along the hall way flying up the door frame then coming down with her claws out
Here she is with one of her pin cushion toys which she pulls the pins and needles out and carries around the house
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It was actually a carpet layer with a lot of help over time with the cat pulling bits of carpet out
Also the carpet was laid in another house until a painter kicked over a paint tin Lino layers cant afford new carpet and cruises its one all the other
When I get the carpet replaced I will give you a shout :)
 
It was actually a carpet layer with a lot of help over time with the cat pulling bits of carpet out
Also the carpet was laid in another house until a painter kicked over a paint tin Lino layers cant afford new carpet and cruises its one all the other
When I get the carpet replaced I will give you a shout :)
You do that along with a ticket. For you I'd even install it for free as I don't understand your pretty money.
 
Bella is a beautiful kitty! I've heard that white cats are more prone to being deaf. Funny how cats will ignore toys you buy for them, but decide they like other household items. My cat Sara used to play with bottle caps, miniature teacups (much to Mom's chagrin), & plastic bags. She would get inside the plastic bags & use them as shields & slide across the floor toward people (or her sister, Miko) and then swat at them while covered by the bag. It was pretty funny. She also played fetch. She'd bring a mini teacup or a bottle cap over & plop it on the floor in front of me. Then she'd bat my ankle & meow until I threw it for her. She'd chase after it & bring it right back.
 
So, the guy apparently killed himself. That makes him the hero. But he killed the guy who killed him so that makes him the villain as well.
 

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