Jokes

[DarisMulkin]

My wife had mine packed and setting on the porch and a beacon light shine just to make sure they didn't miss me.

 

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Sooooo funny! Where do you get this stuff?
...no, no, don't tell me. I like it when you post it here.

 

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My wife had mine packed and setting on the porch and a beacon light shine just to make sure they didn't miss me.

I'm hiding. I like looking up, but I don't want to go there.

 

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For personal use

Looks like they were getting ready to pour a foundation for a house.

 

[DarisMulkin]

My girlfriend invited me to meet her parents.

Before we went over, she let me know that her father, Dale, was in a car accident and had his legs amputated at the hips. Apparently, it was a sensitive issue, and I was not to mention it.

When we arrived, her dad greeted us at the door. Not seeing his wife anywhere, I said to him, “Dale, it’s great to meet you. Is your other half in the kitchen?”

 

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That's double creepy.

 

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You've been working hard Rusty. Those are good.

 

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Hey, hey, Jefferson is in the middle of that mess..... don't include normal people.

 

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